I help people, that's my job. It's what I do, so please, PLEASE, if you ever need anything that you think I just might be able to help with, ask. I'll do everything I can, I swear.








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radvsblue:

watching cr1tikal led to this







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sassy-rising-angel:

colorfullyfuckedazazel:

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sirsquidfish-thefirst:

Do you think that when Steve Rogers sneezes, one of the Avengers goes up to him and whispers, “God Bless America”
Then Steve fucking looks at them like this
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no IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER TONY’S FACE OH MY GOD

thor’s pokerface







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extremedeangirl:

bela talbot is a victim of childhood sexual abuse and incest and was she not motivated by greed when she made her demon deal 

she was not.

motivated.

by greed. 

Agreed, and that is fine, but it doesn’t change the fact that she was a cunt later in life.







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If it's the type of pet I'm thinking of, your roommate might have a bit of trouble controlling himself. Also, if he has a girlfriend wouldn't she have a problem?vinstead of being pets, I say we just apply to go to school with him.

Anonymous

OH
THAT KIND OF PET
Actually my roommate has a robotically controllable sex drive so he’d probably be able to control himself fine.
But yeah his girlfriend would fly into a rage
I bet her hair would catch fire she seems like a Yang kind of person
(sorry if you don’t get that)







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otakulady89:

playstation2chainz:

bobbyhoying:

hostilehottie:

celestia:

remember

if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me

god i thought i could do it but i cant i cant watch this all the way through 

is he on a tire swing

I DID IT. HE WAS CREEPY AS FUCK AND THE EYEBROWS WILL HAUNT ME FOREVER BUT I DID IT.

Amen sister







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My thighs are like so soft holy crap. Like they're springy and round and make my ass look hella fine and like wow. Touch my legs please

Anonymous

Yeah okay, I can do that







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bulbatsar:

I think the ultimate goal is to have people write fan fiction about you.







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psyducked:

party time







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ballvvasher:

snitling:

I always thought it was really strange that, given Steve had just broken Bucky’s arm, that he was using it to hold Steve down in the second gif. In the first gif, I always thought that Bucky’s hand on Steve’s shoulder was weirdly emphasised. 

And then I got it:It’s not just the statement ‘I’m with you ‘till the end of the line’ Bucky finds familiar. It’s everything. His right hand on Steve’s shoulder, and, more crucially, looking down at Steve, as though Steve were still smaller than him.

Gifs are from Google, they are not mine

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dilfweed:

helioscentrifuge:

my-songbird:

I don’t think I ever showed you guys this but we have a dog named Booker and this is his tag.

BOOKER, CATCH!

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This is everything







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badnewsadam:

guys you need to know







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My Kootra

dfskle:

Brings all the cats to the yard
And they’re like
It’s browner than yours
Dern sure
It’s browner than yours
I could teach you
But I’d have to meow







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Will your roomie mind if you brought me as a pet to live with?

Anonymous

I think that depends on what kind of pet you are







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When do you go back to boarding school? I need to know when I need jump into your luggage

Anonymous

I go back on Sunday.
Better hurry up